Guttersnipe Press

Surrrrrprise! A great card for the unexpected correspondence! And/or fans of raccoons.

Kant Stop, Won't Stop.

Unphilosophisticated, a new series of greetings from Guttersnipe Press.

Ah, Scotch. The perfect salve for all of those dead and dying dreams. Happy Father's Day from Guttersnipe Press!

Guttersnipe Press's line of irreverent, snarkalicious letterpress greeting cards have been a shop favorite for years! Here are some, holiday style...

I'm "Sorry." Letterpress printed in Airquotes Purple on Speckletone Cardstock.

Great Tits! Oh, sorry, that's the bird handprinted on this letterpress greeting card. A sentiment for all occasions, Calm Your Tits.

Our cards by Guttersnipe press have been a customer favorite for years! A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.

"And then he whispered softly, "This was a terrible idea." Humorous, snarky, the best card for the sarcastic ass to give to the newlyweds!

"The jerk store called, they're all out of me." A very Seinfeldian apology card.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? Aye, he should, for thou art a douchebag."

A variety of snarky letterpress birthday cards by Guttersnipe Press!

“Yes, that’s right, just go ahead and blow it out your ass. Thanks for calling!”

Sassy Suzie is back at it again! This time she's taking your calls!

Now this is just awesome! Letterpress printed in the round, design printed to wraparound card, showing litter of bunnies across the back.