Guttersnipe Press

Great Tits! Oh, sorry, that's the bird handprinted on this letterpress greeting card. A sentiment for all occasions, Calm Your Tits.

Surrrrrprise! A great card for the unexpected correspondence! And/or fans of raccoons.

"Hey, Motherfucker. ~Sigmund Freud, 1897"

Letterpress printed by hand, new in our Unphiloshophisticated Series of Greeting Cards.

"And then he whispered softly, "This was a terrible idea." Humorous, snarky, the best card for the sarcastic ass to give to the newlyweds!

A variety of snarky letterpress birthday cards by Guttersnipe Press!

Guttersnipe Press's line of irreverent, snarkalicious letterpress greeting cards have been a shop favorite for years! Here are some, holiday style...

I'm "Sorry." Letterpress printed in Airquotes Purple on Speckletone Cardstock.

"Did it Hurt? When you clawed your way up from Hell?"

Not-so-precious moments angel, letterpress printed by hand on purgatory grey cardstock.

Our cards by Guttersnipe press have been a customer favorite for years! A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.

"The jerk store called, they're all out of me." A very Seinfeldian apology card.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? Aye, he should, for thou art a douchebag."

Kant Stop, Won't Stop.

Unphilosophisticated, a new series of greetings from Guttersnipe Press.

“Yes, that’s right, just go ahead and blow it out your ass. Thanks for calling!”

Sassy Suzie is back at it again! This time she's taking your calls!

Ah, Scotch. The perfect salve for all of those dead and dying dreams. Happy Father's Day from Guttersnipe Press!

I Drink Card

Now this is just awesome! Letterpress printed in the round, design printed to wraparound card, showing litter of bunnies across the back.